Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Saudi Air...


A little joke from my mom:

"Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.

Pause : Static..

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.

Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'all hear?"
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9 comments:

  1. nancFebruary 13, 2007 at 2:22 PM

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

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  2. nancFebruary 13, 2007 at 2:23 PM

    ...as i wipe the snot from my nose...

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  3. The Merry WidowFebruary 13, 2007 at 3:20 PM

    Nanc-You are a riot! You over the dizzy spell!
    Eyes-Tell your Mom, that was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! ROTFLOL!

    tmw

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  4. EyesFebruary 13, 2007 at 4:56 PM

    HAHAHAHA! It is funny isn't it?

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  5. BrookeFebruary 14, 2007 at 11:14 AM

    Ha!

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  6. cubeFebruary 14, 2007 at 11:17 AM

    Hee hee. Funny mom!

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  7. EyesFebruary 14, 2007 at 12:55 PM

    Ya, she's got a great sense of humor! My mom and I can laugh together until we cry sometimes.

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  8. Yankee DoodleFebruary 17, 2007 at 1:31 PM

    That's funny!

    I'm linking you and this post!

    :)

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  9. EyesFebruary 17, 2007 at 2:07 PM

    Thanks YD,,, I'll stop by your site later.

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