Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Saudi Air...


A little joke from my mom:

"Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.

Pause : Static..

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.

Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'all hear?"

9 comments:

nanc said...

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

nanc said...

...as i wipe the snot from my nose...

The Merry Widow said...

Nanc-You are a riot! You over the dizzy spell!
Eyes-Tell your Mom, that was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! ROTFLOL!

tmw

Eyes said...

HAHAHAHA! It is funny isn't it?

Brooke said...

Ha!

cube said...

Hee hee. Funny mom!

Eyes said...

Ya, she's got a great sense of humor! My mom and I can laugh together until we cry sometimes.

Yankee Doodle said...

That's funny!

I'm linking you and this post!

:)

Eyes said...

Thanks YD,,, I'll stop by your site later.