A little joke from my mom:
"Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.
Pause : Static..
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.
Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'all hear?"
9 comments:
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
...as i wipe the snot from my nose...
Nanc-You are a riot! You over the dizzy spell!
Eyes-Tell your Mom, that was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! ROTFLOL!
tmw
HAHAHAHA! It is funny isn't it?
Ha!
Hee hee. Funny mom!
Ya, she's got a great sense of humor! My mom and I can laugh together until we cry sometimes.
That's funny!
I'm linking you and this post!
:)
Thanks YD,,, I'll stop by your site later.
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